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EID SMS COLLECTIONS

EID SMS COLLECTION

You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds, a vase of blessing, a parachut of glad itdings 4 completing da holy ramadan. EID MUBARAK

I wish a wish for u. The wish i wish for few. The wish i wish for u is that your all wishes come true so keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you. Eid Mubarak

Beware of other duplicae “EID wishers” I’m the only authorized iso 2007 certified dealer in EID WISHES I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

With petals of roses,
Palm full of holy water,
Light of sunshine,
Fragrance of Flowers

Grass with the dew
I wish a very
HAPPY EID 2 YOU

Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqay per bohut bohat EID MUBARAK dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua k sath k… Khuda aap ki aur aap k sab chanay walon ki zindagi ko khushion Rehmaton aur kamiyabi say bhar day, her gham,dukh aur dard ko aap sab say door…. bohut door ker day…Ameen

Sufi soap Lado soap Robin neel Kashmir banaspati Habib cooking oil Dalda banaspati Metro milan agarbatti 7up, pepsi, team, sprite, Dew, National chat masla, Surf excel, Arial, Tapal, Lipton tea Walls ice cream AUR MERI TARAF SE BOHUT BOHUT EID MUBARAK

Eid days are meant to celebrate the goals and the achievements that make you happiest. The ideals you beleive in, the dream you love the best.

May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friendzzzzzz & may it fill ur HEART wid love

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.

Happy Eid Mubarak.

Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray
Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak.
Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours.
Some people give money to other children,
they don’t just give money to their own children,
they give money to their friend’s children or to their neigbours children.
They can also give money to adults.
Eid mobarak, Eid mobarak to you all my bothers and sisters.

EID SMS

EID SMS COLLECTION

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Subeh Subeh uthke ho jawo Fresh,(In Urdu)
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,(In Urdu)
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,(In Urdu)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.

AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU (In Urdu)
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu cHu, WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK

SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, (In Urdu)
SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*

I wish you ALL a very happy
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

May the blessings of Allah fill your life
May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak

May Allah bless you on this auspicious
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak

Missing you alot on this Eid
Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .
Happpppy Eid Mubarak

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, In Urdu
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

May this...Eid bring Fun (In Urdu)
May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,(In Urdu)
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

Hope Love and Laugher
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

Many are the wishes that are being sent
Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day.

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Eid

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye

Is bahane se Eid ho jaye

Eid milne jo Aap aajayein

Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

Eid leka aate hai dher sare kh

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,

Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,

Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok

Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Pardeis main Eid

Mat poocho hamsay yaaro,

perdais main Eid kaissi hay,

kaghazi phool say aanay waali,

pheeki khushboo jaissi hay,

chehray ki muskurahat mat dekho,

ye tuh jhoot bolta hay,

dil main jhaanko tuh andaza ho,

kitni gehri udaasi hoti hay.

May the Blessing of ALLAH Fill

May the Blessing of ALLAH Fill ur life with happiness and open all doors of success now and always. EID MUBARAK

Happy Eid Mubarak

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak

Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh ty

Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar.

Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar.

Har ghadi ho khushaal.

ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!

"EID MUBARAK"

Here come the Eid

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.

With chanda mama shinin up bright

And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.

Shinin down on the earth wishin us

"Happy eid"."Eid mubarakh"

Eid mubarak

Wishing you all a very happy eid,

And hoping that all the things you wish

For will be yours throughout the year.

Eid mubarak!!

Miss you on eid day

Dastoor hai duniya ka magar

Yeh to batao hum kisse mile

Kisse kahein eid mubarak,

Miss you on eid day.

MUBARAK ho EID

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,

Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,

Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe.

MUBARAK ho EID

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Funny SMS for your Mobile :

☻Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

☻Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

☻BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

☻Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

☻Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

☻Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

☻Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

☻Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

☻E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

☻Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

☻For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

☻God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

☻God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

☻HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

☻Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

☻How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

☻I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

☻I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

☻I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

☻I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

☻I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

☻I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

☻If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

☻If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

☻If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

☻Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

☻In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

☻It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

☻Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

☻My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

☻My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

☻Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

☻One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

☻Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

☻Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

☻roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

☻roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

☻Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

☻Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

☻The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

☻The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

☻They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

☻This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

☻This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

☻This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

☻This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

☻Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

☻We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

☻We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

☻What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

☻When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

☻You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

☻You are never too blond to learn !!!

☻You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

☻You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

☻You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

☻You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

☻You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

☻You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

☻You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

☻Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

☻It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

☻A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

☻i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

☻Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

☻Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

☻Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

☻A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

☻At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

☻The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

☻i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

☻NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!

☻What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!

☻If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!

☻If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

☻When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

☻Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

☻The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

☻If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…

☻When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

☻Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

☻A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

☻Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.

☻The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

☻Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

☻Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

☻To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.